// sing_1_starring_taron_egerton.ts
var DoMagic = (cast) => {
const [spell, duration] = consult_wizard();
cast(spell);
setTimeout(() => {
DoMagic(cast);
}, duration * 259);
};
var line_index = 0;
var word_index = 0;
var a;
var white_guy = 1;
var consult_wizard = () => {
if (word_index >= sources_of_pain[line_index].length) {
word_index = 0;
line_index++;
}
if (line_index >= sources_of_pain.length) line_index = 0;
const phrase = [
...sources_of_pain[line_index]
].splice(0, word_index + 1).join(" ").trim();
const time = times_of_pain[line_index][word_index];
word_index++;
return [
phrase,
time
];
};
var JOINTS = {
VERSE_1: [
[
"We're",
"no",
"strangers",
"to",
"love"
],
[
"You",
"know",
"the",
"rules",
"and",
"so",
"do",
"I"
],
[
"A",
"full",
"commitment's",
"what",
"I'm",
"thinkin'",
"of"
],
[
"You",
"wouldn't",
"get",
"this",
"from",
"any",
"other",
"guy"
]
],
PRE_CHORUS_1: [
[
"I",
"just",
"wanna",
"tell",
"you",
"how",
"I'm",
"feeling"
],
[
"Gotta",
"make",
"you",
"understand"
]
],
CHORUS: [
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"give",
"you",
"up"
],
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"let",
"you",
"down"
],
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"run",
"around",
"and",
"desert",
"you"
],
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"make",
"you",
"cry"
],
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"say",
"goodbye"
],
[
"Never",
"gonna",
"tell",
"a",
"lie",
"and",
"hurt",
"you"
]
],
VERSE_2: [
[
"We've",
"known",
"each",
"other",
"for",
"so",
"long"
],
[
"Your",
"heart's",
"been",
"aching,",
"but"
],
[
"you're",
"too",
"shy",
"to",
"say",
"it"
],
[
"Inside,",
"we",
"both",
"know",
"what's",
"been",
"going",
"on"
],
[
"We",
"know",
"the",
"game",
"and",
"we're",
"gonna",
"play",
"it"
]
],
PRE_CHORUS_2: [
[
"And",
"if",
"you",
"ask",
"me",
"how",
"I'm",
"feeling"
],
[
"Don't",
"tell",
"me",
"you're",
"too",
"blind",
"to",
"see"
]
],
OOH: [
[
"OOH"
],
[
"GIVE",
"YOU",
"UP"
]
],
NEVER_GONNA_GIVE_NEVER_GONNA_GIVE: [
[
"OOH"
],
[
"NEVER GONNA GIVE",
"NEVER GONNA GIVE"
],
[
"GIVE",
"YOU",
"UP"
]
],
END: [
[
""
]
]
};
var TIME_SLICES = {
VERSE_1: [
//We're no strangers to love
[
1,
1,
2,
1,
11
],
//You know the rules and so do I
[
1,
1,
1,
3,
1,
2,
1,
7
],
//A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
[
1,
1,
3,
1,
2,
2,
6
],
//You wouldn't get this from any other guy
[
1,
2,
1,
1,
2,
2,
2,
4
]
],
PRE_CHORUS_1: [
//I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
[
5,
1,
2,
1,
1,
1,
1,
8
],
//Gotta make you understand
[
2,
1,
2,
5
]
],
CHORUS: [
//Never gonna give you up
[
1,
1,
1.5,
1.5,
3
],
//Never gonna let you down
[
1,
1,
1.5,
1.5,
3
],
//Never gonna run around and desert you
[
1,
1,
1.5,
3.5,
2,
3,
4
],
//Never gonna make you cry
[
1,
1,
1.5,
1.5,
3
],
//Never gonna say goodbye
[
1,
1,
1.5,
4.5
],
//Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[
1,
1,
1.5,
1.5,
4,
1,
2,
8
]
],
VERSE_2: [
//We've known each other for so long
[
1,
1,
1,
5,
1,
1,
6
],
//Your heart's been aching, but
[
1,
1,
1,
2,
3
],
//you're too shy to say it
[
1,
1,
2,
1,
1,
2
],
//Inside, we both know what's been going on
[
2,
1,
1,
1,
1,
2,
2,
6
],
//We know the game and we're gonna play it
[
1,
1,
1,
1,
1,
3,
2,
2,
3
]
],
PRE_CHORUS_2: [
//And if you ask me how I'm feeling
[
5,
1,
1,
2,
1,
1,
1,
7
],
//Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[
1,
1,
1,
1,
2,
1,
1,
3
]
],
OOH: [
//OOH
[
8
],
//GIVE YOU UP
[
1.5,
1.5,
5
]
],
NEVER_GONNA_GIVE_NEVER_GONNA_GIVE: [
//OOH
[
1
],
//NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
[
3,
4
],
//GIVE YOU UP
[
1.5,
1.5,
5
]
],
END: [
//
[
16
]
]
};
var times_of_pain = [];
var sources_of_pain = [];
var PARTS = [
"VERSE_1",
"PRE_CHORUS_1",
"CHORUS",
"VERSE_2",
"PRE_CHORUS_2",
"CHORUS",
"CHORUS",
"OOH",
"OOH",
"NEVER_GONNA_GIVE_NEVER_GONNA_GIVE",
"NEVER_GONNA_GIVE_NEVER_GONNA_GIVE",
"VERSE_2",
"PRE_CHORUS_1",
"CHORUS",
"CHORUS",
"CHORUS",
"END"
];
var i = 0;
for (const part of PARTS) {
const next_part = PARTS[i + 1];
const times = [
...TIME_SLICES[part]
];
if (part === "CHORUS" && next_part === "CHORUS") {
times[times.length - 1][times[times.length - 1].length - 1] = 4;
}
if (part === "CHORUS" && next_part === "CHORUS") {
times[times.length - 1][times[times.length - 1].length - 1] = 6;
}
if (part === "NEVER_GONNA_GIVE_NEVER_GONNA_GIVE" && next_part === "VERSE_2") {
times[times.length - 1][times[times.length - 1].length - 1] = 6;
}
times_of_pain.push(...times);
sources_of_pain.push(...JOINTS[part]);
i++;
}
pretty_fly: for (a = white_guy; ; ) {
break pretty_fly;
}
setTimeout(() => {
DoMagic((how_long_is_a_piece_of) => {
if (globalThis.document.getElementById("garfield")) globalThis.document.getElementById("garfield").innerText = how_long_is_a_piece_of;
});
}, 1500);